Wilmer Valderrama was on TRL on Monday, promoting his new MTV show, Yo Mama. However, that appearance was rather tame compared to his XXXrated guest spot on the Howard Stern Sirius radio show earlier in the day, where - amongst other things - he boasted about having a really large cock.

Howard asked Wilmer if he's well endowed. He responded that he's "been blessed" in that department, before saying that his penis is more than eight inches long.

Wilmer also crowed about deflowering Mandy Moore, who is a big ol' slut underneath her squeaky clean demeanor. When Wilmer claimed that he took Mandy's virginity, Howard wondered if sex with her was difficult at first. Wilmer told him that the sex was "really good" with Mandy, but also acknowledged that it wasn't "like warm apple pie."

(What the fuck???)

Wilmer - of course - mentioned that he dated Lindsay Morgan Lohan (for more than a year), but he denied the rumor that he dumped her for Asslee Simpson.

Wilmer also claimed that Lindsay Lohan's boobs are real and that he poked Jennifer Love Hewitt's love hole, giving her an "8" on the scale (of 10).

Ladies, if you fuck Wilmer, please hose him down thoroughly beforehand (with lots of warm water) and apply two condoms on his "massive" cock!

Kate Moss, 32, hit a photographer with her handbag as she left 29-year-old actress pal Davinia Taylor's home yesterday. Aftering spotting lurking paparazzi, Kate lost it and lashed out. Purse swinging, round one, fight! Earlier in the day, Kate's on-again-off-again boyfriend Pete Doherty attacked another photographer with a golf umbrella.

Brad Pitt arrived at France's main international airport yesterday unaccompanied by the rest of his family -- Angelina Jolie, 30, son Maddox Jolie-Pitt, 4, and daughter Zahara Jolie-Pitt, 1 (they've been in hiding for the past week). He's rumored to have been to Paris and already back in the south of France flying his plane. Brad showed up to Roissy-Charles de Gaulle International Airport wearing something entirely new -- brand spankin' new tan shoes! (His regular black boots are taking a breather.) According to reports, Angelina flew her mother Marcheline Bertrand, who has cancer, from LA to Paris so she could be with her when she gives birth. But because of inclimate weather, they all relocated to a chateau in the south of France. A source has said, “Angelina is very close to her mother and she so wanted her to be there for the birth. Angelina has been having regular check-ups at a hospital in Paris and it is expected that she will give birth within the next few weeks.”

Pint-sized pop princess Kylie Minogue may be preparing to launch a perfume.

"It's a project she's considering, but nothing has been confirmed yet," a spokeswoman for the Australian singer said in response to a British press report that said Minogue has already concocted a juice and is negotiating with unnamed "cosmetics bosses" on a moniker and packaging — and that the fragrance is slated to hit counters by the December holiday season.

If a scent were to be launched, Minogue, who has a lingerie line dubbed Love Kylie, would add her name to the ever-growing list of celebrities who have turned scent-makers, including Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sean "Diddy" Combs and Alan Cumming.

Kevin Federline has a name for his baby – his first album, that is. Due to be released in August, it will be called Playing With Fire.

In a statement released through his publicist on Tuesday, Federline, billed as "performer and rapper," says: "The inspiration and meaning behind the title … is self explanatory, (because) my album is sure to set the dance floors across the world on fire!"

The 28-year-old dancer – who is married to Britney Spears – said in a recent interview with Newsweek that after the all the negative press he has received ("'He hates his children, he treats his wife like dirt, he gets high all day,'" Federline said, paraphrasing his critics), he is poised to receive an even greater backlash over his new role as a rapper.

"Sure, there'll be initial shock and awe," he said. "But they've already said so much s--- about me, it can't get worse."

To promote the album once it hits stores, Federline will appear at various clubs throughout the U.S., his publicist says.

It looks like Sharon Stone is really trying to get her name and the word sex in any release to promote her upcoming film Basic Instinct 2. The actress is now saying that she is adamant that teenagers should practice more oral sex.

A report from the UK says that the 48-year old actress believes teenagers should be prepared to engage in oral sex, if it saves from them the dangers of an aggressive person that is pushing them to have sex.

In a bizarre explanation she tells this story:

"I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen.

"Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, 'Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.' "Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.' "Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex.

"If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."

Nicole Kidman will star in and produce an untitled spy thriller described as a female version of "The Bourne Identity."

Nicole Kidman and writer Simon Kinberg are teaming on a spy thriller that was pre-emptively picked up by Regency Enterprises and 20th Century Fox, the firms behind Kinberg's "Mr. & Mrs. Smith."

Kinberg will write the untitled project, while Kidman will star and produce via Fox-based Blueprint Films. Laurence Mark also is on board to produce with Jonathan King.

Story line details are being kept under wraps, but the film is described as being in the vein of "The Bourne Identity" but with a female protagonist.

The project provides an opportunity for Kidman and Kinberg to finally work together. Kidman originally was attached to co-star alongside Brad Pitt in the Regency hit "Mr. & Mrs. Smith," which Kinberg wrote. She dropped out because of scheduling conflicts, paving the way for Angelina Jolie to topline.

Kidman, last in theaters with "Bewitched," recently wrapped "The Visiting," a horror-thriller also starring Daniel Craig, the new James Bond. Kinberg, one of the town's most in-demand writers, wrote Fox's upcoming "X-Men: The Last Stand."

A stuntman wearing the wrong shoes kicked Jackie Chan in the chest, sending the action star to the hospital for a checkup earlier this month.

"These things just happen," Chan said Tuesday. "I always put safety first when filming, but still, sometimes things just go wrong. It was just an ordinary accident. The stuntman working with me had on the wrong shoes and I got hurt."

The 51-year-old actor was injured while shooting the action-comedy "Rob-B-Hood" in Hong Kong.

The injury was painful but doctors said Chan was in "good shape." He continued to feel pain for several days after the March 23 accident, but he is improving, according to the Web site.

Chan's films include the "Rush Hour" movies, "The Medallion" and "Shanghai Knights."

Kelsey Grammer has been tapped to direct the CBS comedy pilot "My Ex-Life".

Meanwhile, the CW has picked up the comedy pilot "Flirt," starring Wayne Brady.

In other casting news, Bo Derek has joined My Network TV's drama series "Secret Obsessions".

Constance Zimmer has come on board ABC's comedy pilot "52 Fights."

Danielle Panabaker has been added to the cast of CBS' drama pilot "Shark."

"My Ex-Life" revolves around two divorced couples and the way they deal with their lives after divorce. The show, from 20th Century Fox TV, stars Tom Cavanagh and Gillian Vigman.

Tom Cruise has reportedly given pregnant fiancée Katie Holmes an MP3 player loaded with mellow music to help her stay silent during childbirth.

The actress has allegedly agreed to deliver her baby in total quiet in accordance with a bizarre Scientology tradition.

To help her, the Hollywood actor, who is a devout follower of the sci-fi cult, has splashed out on a hi-tech iPod and handpicked over 300 tracks to help Katie keep mum.

A source said: "Tom wants her to listen to music through her earphones so there's no noise in the delivery room."

It was revealed Katie will give birth surrounded by huge white signs reminding her to stay silent.

The couple have had posters spelling out the former 'Dawsons Creek' star's labour rules delivered to their home.

Friends - thought to be Scientology elders - were photographed carrying the placards through the gates of the couple's plush Los Angeles mansion.

One of the 6ft signs reads: "Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable."

Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard tells followers in his book 'Dianetics' the strange ritual should be carried out to prevent children from being psychologically damaged.

The 25-year-old singer filed for divorce from Nick Lachey last December but her publicist says Simpson is looking at adoption.

"Nothing has been finalized yet" as to when and how Simpson will adopt, her publicist, Rob Shuter, told The Associated Press on Tuesday. But he added, "It is true that she's exploring options."

Shuter said Simpson and her family have anonymously contributed funds to a smattering of Mexican orphanages for several years now. The singer started visiting the orphanages with a church group at age 11.

"I want to adopt, and I plan to adopt before I have my own kids," the pop star recently told TV's "Extra."

Jennifer Lopez is so desperate to get pregnant she has started eating spinach to make herself more fertile.

The Latin star, who is married to singer Marc Anthony, has put herself on the strict diet to make sure she's in tip-top condition to conceive.

On her doctor's recommendations, J.Lo has been eating the leafy vegetable three times a day to boost her intake of folic acid and increase her chances of conception.

The singer-turned-actress has labelled her new eating regime the 'Popeye' diet after the spinach munching cartoon character.

She said: "Since my doctor recommended it I've been on spinach omelettes for breakfast, spinach salad for lunch and sauteed spinach with every dinner."
She added: "I guess if the spinach doesn't help me conceive, I'll still end up with Popeye-sized muscles."

American TV presenter STAR JONES called her THE VIEW co-host JOY BEHAR "a bitch" live on air yesterday (28MAR06) after Behar told Jones to stop talking about her recent breast life operation.

Jones called the show yesterday to address rumours she was near death after receiving a blood transfusion following breast enhancement surgery in Los Angeles.

Behar appeared to grow increasingly irritated as Jones kept going on and on about her surgery. She then grabbed a pen and furiously scribbled a note, gesturing to co-host MEREDITH VIEIRA to read what she had written, tapping on the paper for emphasis.

After Jones remarked, "Last Friday was my 44th birthday, but my boobs still think they're 20", Behar decided she had heard enough, snapping, "Ok, Star.

That's enough about you. On to us. Bye!" TV censors bleeped out Behar when she added, "Keep your (breasts) perky!" in a mock-cheerful voice.

Jones shot back, "I'm glad to see you haven't changed. Even today, you are still a bitch."

Producers abruptly ended the call before the fight could escalate.

A spokesman for the show tells the New York Post, "If you watch The View regularly, Star and Joy enjoy teasing each other. No harm done. There's not reason to read any more into it than what was on-air."

The 46-year-old told Uncut magazine: “I think it is unfortunate that he is more associated with the media and the press and hoo ha and the silliness than he is with music. It’s a terrible trap and he’s jumped straight into it. And Kate Moss has just dragged him down to her level. I don’t honestly have an opinion on him. I don’t care.”

The interview, which features in the next issue of the magazine, saw Morrissey insult a number of people, including the Beckhams, Keith Richards and the Brit Awards, on which he noted: “The Brits are ghastly and there has never been a time when they haven’t got it wrong. For me to ever accept a Brit, well, I never would. It would be like Laurence Olivier being happy getting a TV Times award.”

When asked about future plans to reform old group The Smiths, Morrissey concluded: “It has been 18 years since it ended; I don’t know them, they don’t know me, they know nothing about me, I know nothing about them. Anything I know about them is unpleasant, so why on earth do we want to be on stage together making music? I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that’s saying something for a vegetarian.”