Which blonde soap star is secretly dating her bank manager and gets down and dirty with him at a central London hotel? The cheeky-girl-in-question even spent hundreds of pounds on sexy outfits for her latest escapade. Which is all so sad considering she has been with her other half for years.

Roger Daltrey has joined the anti-Pete Doherty backlash.

The Who legend is unimpressed at the 27-year-old Babyshambles singer's friendship with illegal substances.

Roger said: "I have time for anarchy but Pete Doherty is feeble minded. What he does has nothing to do with Rock 'n Roll. He needs urgent help."

Jessica Simpson turned 26 the other day and spent most of her time, rather appropriately, swaning around in her birthday suit.

The loveable bimbo strutted around topless and even risked a quick skinny-dip in the sea at the posh Cabo San Lucas resort.

But she was horrified when she caught a snapper lurking nearby and hastily covered up her birthday balloons.

If her mates had their way, she'd have her best assets out all the time because they have bought her a boob job for her big day.