Craig David was looking slicker than your average pop star when he left a London nightclub. The singer, 25, was all smiles as he left Chinahwite in the early hours of Thursday morning. Maybe it was the buckets of champagne he had polished off that cheered him up - or the prospect of a saucy Rendezvous with his gorgeous girl.

Former Big Brother star Michelle Bass wowed everyone at the glizty Television X party when she unveiled her new platinum bombshell look.

The 25-year-old raised the temperature at London's Embassy Club in a sizzling red dress that showed off her Marilyn-hued locks.

If only her former Big Brother inmate Sezer had enjoyed his crimson moment in such a stylish fashion.

The besuited wannabe lothario was left smarting after slutry Louise Glover gave him a slap to the cheek. It was almost as red as Michelle's dress.

Meanwhile Motorhead star Lemmy was in his element among the ladies. "If only I was 10 years younger," he was overheard saying.

Which star has left her boyfriend angry and frustrated because she has lost her sex drive? The beauty has now started to see a counsellor after her football-ace fella revealed to her that if she refused to sleep with him then he would have to go elsewhere for his nookie.

Penelope Cruz was on the red carpet Thursday night for the London premiere of her new film Volver. And the Spanish actress because the latest celeb to report seeing her ex Tom Cruise's baby daughter.

Penelope, 32, gushed: "She's one of the most beautiful babies I've ever seen."

Media-slut Matthew McConaughey is fast becoming the male Paris Hilton. Since splitting with Penelope Cruz, Matthew has posed for a whole host of photo opportunities at every chance he gets.

Yesterday the Texan star was indulging in a spot of yoga after his work-out on a Malibu beach preparing for his latest role in Tishomingo Blues. He was once cautioned for playing the bongos naked.

Nikki and Jade have landed a TV spot together - guest starring on Eight Out Of Ten Cats. The two will also be joined by Big Brother 5 champ Nadia.

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Will naughty Jennie be sent back to her head teachers office? She has admitted she cheated in her GCSEs.

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How stupid is Glyn? After learning sign language he said: "The next blind person I see I can do sign language on."

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Richard reckons Big Bro 3 with Jade and Kate was "the most boring." He obviously didn't watch Big Bro 4 when Cameron won.

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Aisleyne thinks she was picked for the show because she is "streetwise."

Simon Cowell has told ITV he wants "A-list celebrites" on the next Celebrity X Factor - otherwise he will refuse to take part.

Simon, 46, was unhappy with the stars on the first edition of the show.

Flops included Paul Daniels, his assistant Debbie McGee and toff James Hawitt.

A source said: "Simon is very keen to protect The X Factor as a show. Another celeb series with rubbish names could cheapen the brand so he is putting his foot down."